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Anon calls a lady of the night (thelemmy.club)

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[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 43 points 1 week ago (7 children)

$160 can buy a lot of tendies. 🤔

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[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

🤔 we talking regular tendies or Dino tendies?

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[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Dino ones are always cheapest here. It's also nice that they are shaped like what they are made of.

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[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

I don't mean to call you out like this, but I've only ever seen dino nuggies and never tendies.

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[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 my whole life has been a lie!

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

In this economy? Regular my man.

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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Explain how!

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[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago

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