The foreskin of Jesus, a scrap from his circumcision, is considered sacred. It was displayed and paraded as recently as 1983, but then stolen from its jewel-encrusted case. Srsly. Google HOLY PREPUCE.
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[–] 28 points 4 days ago (13 children)

LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART. The way they authenticated the foreskin was by tasting it.

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    The lord's foreskin has a slight spice to it. Great addition to any soup or stew.

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