The foreskin of Jesus, a scrap from his circumcision, is considered sacred. It was displayed and paraded as recently as 1983, but then stolen from its jewel-encrusted case. Srsly. Google HOLY PREPUCE.
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[–] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fuck! I forgot to pick up some dried christ foreskin for my recipe.

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