The foreskin of Jesus, a scrap from his circumcision, is considered sacred. It was displayed and paraded as recently as 1983, but then stolen from its jewel-encrusted case. Srsly. Google HOLY PREPUCE.
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[–] 16 points 3 days ago (8 children)

So how many other foreskins were saved in the off chance that the kid was going to grow up and become famous? Who was collecting these foreskins back then? Do we have a modern-day creep waiting for the perfect moment to sell their Justin Beiber, Jaden Smith, or Ed Furlong foreskins? I know with newly invented DNA it would be trivial to confirm whose is whose. But back in 300AD you could only take the word of some guy with a bunch of foreskins that the one he is selling you is, in fact, the real deal.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 days ago (6 children)

    Dude here dislikes collectors.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    I don't dislike collectors I just can't fathom a relic lasting that long and not being eaten and replaced with a pig asshole somewhere and possibly a few times along the way.

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