I want incredibly mundane insults like "you look like you have a terrible handshake."

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[–] 9 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

i like curses more like: "i hope you stub your toes", "have a warm pillow", "may the consequences of your actions be harsh" or "may your phone screen be always too bright or dim"

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