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[–] 12 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I'm 36 and have been drugs tested once. They reckoned they'd seen me drop a gram of coke on camera so I got 6 weeks paid holiday.

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  • [–] 6 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

    I have been drug tested several times, and I am in fact "on drugs". So, I get a call within a couple of days of getting tested to provide them with access to my pharmacy records to prove they are legally prescribed.
    So, wtf were they doing that you got 6 weeks?

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  • [–] 5 points 19 hours ago

    Apparently it fell out of my pocket on a Monday morning (doubtful but I did head home for the weekend and blacked out a bit so possible...but I would have done the coke if that was the case 😂) got dragged into a meeting on Wednesday, pissed clean and just got told to go home until I heard otherwise.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago* (3 children)

    Obviously, because nobody oopsie-daisies a gram of coke without going back to grab it, lol.

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  • [–] 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

    😂 I don't live in the best area and my dog is an early morning boy, I've found 3 grams this month. Kinda feel sorry for whoever lost it but I'm also no longer a fan so hopefully that might help someone

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