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[–] 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Strict paleo diet. Wear bear skin that you hunted and skinned yourself.

Absolutely no pineapple, bark, puddles of water.

Mayonnaise works as a repellent but it makes you gay so don't use too much.

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