I declared it so y’all can’t take it away from me.
Currently not offering trips but if you get there you can get a temp camping allowance from me.
I will not answer any questions about what I intend to use the Moon for.
I will also not sign the Moon treaty.

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[–] 13 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Earth if it were written by a good author:

The world is holding a martial arts tournament to decide who owns the moon

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    Wait, Outworld is gonna be in this fight?

    I'm out

    All I can do is slide kicks, I ain't fighting no Tarkatan warrior with blades coming out of his arms

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Shit you can slide kick? Thats rad, last time I tried i just ended up hurting myself, and all the ninjas watching me laughed and said im too weak to enter the tournament

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