β² 584 βΌ The lookup table (thelemmy.club) submitted 1 day ago* by NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world 107 comments fedilink hide all child comments Thought today's smbc comic was too funny not to share. Source
[β] TootSweet@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (14 children) Dear God, I pray for a '; update responses_lookup_table set response = 'New commandment: thou shalt not put pineapple on pizza.'; -- permalink fedilink source hideshow 28 child comments replies: [β] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 child) You filthy homophobe permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 hour ago It isn't named after Hawaii, it is named after a brand of pineapple that a Greek Canadian, named Sotirios "Sam" Panopoulos used. I love his Canadian invention. permalink fedilink source parent [β] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 point 8 hours ago I know this is a joke/meme, but it bothers me. It makes people not understand how flavors interact. Sweet, salty, and savory is a perfect combo. I'm not the biggest fan of pineapple on pizza, but it's because I don't care much for pineapple, but the flavor combo is great. People need to get over themselves and try new things with an open mind, and they also need to learn how to create great flavors by combining different flavors. permalink fedilink source parent [β] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 16 points 23 hours ago Upvote for the joke, but pineapple pizza slaps. So good. permalink fedilink source parent [β] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (1 child) π€¨ Careful now. We might have beef. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago* You said we need beef and pineapple pizza? Got it, working on it right away. permalink fedilink source parent [β] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago I will sin without repentance and gladly endure whatever hell awaits me rather than abide this tyranny. permalink fedilink source parent [β] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago I would go to hell for this. permalink fedilink source parent [β] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 12 points 1 day ago* I am so sorry that you have poor taste in food. permalink fedilink source parent [β] x00z@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children) That would literally make every response that commandment. There will be no other responses. Look up reality? The only reality that exists is No pineapple on pizza. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 11 hours ago Enlightenment permalink fedilink source parent [β] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 child) Exactly! Until I decide to do another SQL injection to change the response to "with tabs shalt thou indent thine code and never with spaces" or "I hereby decree dogs rule and cats drool." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 2 points 16 hours ago Please fix the tabs thing. permalink fedilink source parent [β] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) Little bobby tables finds religion permalink fedilink source parent [β] k0e3@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago Whoa wtf heathen. permalink fedilink source parent [β] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 day ago please don't take my secret pleasures permalink fedilink source parent [β] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) They are taking our pineapple pizza! permalink fedilink source parent [β] AwesomeLowlander@quokk.au 11 points 1 day ago Pizza base shall be made of pineapple. permalink fedilink source parent [β] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world [S] 6 points 1 day ago I can get behind this one permalink fedilink source parent
[β] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 child) You filthy homophobe permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 hour ago It isn't named after Hawaii, it is named after a brand of pineapple that a Greek Canadian, named Sotirios "Sam" Panopoulos used. I love his Canadian invention. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 hour ago It isn't named after Hawaii, it is named after a brand of pineapple that a Greek Canadian, named Sotirios "Sam" Panopoulos used. I love his Canadian invention. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 point 8 hours ago I know this is a joke/meme, but it bothers me. It makes people not understand how flavors interact. Sweet, salty, and savory is a perfect combo. I'm not the biggest fan of pineapple on pizza, but it's because I don't care much for pineapple, but the flavor combo is great. People need to get over themselves and try new things with an open mind, and they also need to learn how to create great flavors by combining different flavors. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 16 points 23 hours ago Upvote for the joke, but pineapple pizza slaps. So good. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago (1 child) π€¨ Careful now. We might have beef. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago* You said we need beef and pineapple pizza? Got it, working on it right away. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago* You said we need beef and pineapple pizza? Got it, working on it right away. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago I will sin without repentance and gladly endure whatever hell awaits me rather than abide this tyranny. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago I would go to hell for this. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 12 points 1 day ago* I am so sorry that you have poor taste in food. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] x00z@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children) That would literally make every response that commandment. There will be no other responses. Look up reality? The only reality that exists is No pineapple on pizza. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [β] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 11 hours ago Enlightenment permalink fedilink source parent [β] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 child) Exactly! Until I decide to do another SQL injection to change the response to "with tabs shalt thou indent thine code and never with spaces" or "I hereby decree dogs rule and cats drool." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 2 points 16 hours ago Please fix the tabs thing. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 child) Exactly! Until I decide to do another SQL injection to change the response to "with tabs shalt thou indent thine code and never with spaces" or "I hereby decree dogs rule and cats drool." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [β] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 2 points 16 hours ago Please fix the tabs thing. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 2 points 16 hours ago Please fix the tabs thing. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) Little bobby tables finds religion permalink fedilink source parent
[β] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 day ago please don't take my secret pleasures permalink fedilink source parent
[β] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) They are taking our pineapple pizza! permalink fedilink source parent
[β] AwesomeLowlander@quokk.au 11 points 1 day ago Pizza base shall be made of pineapple. permalink fedilink source parent
[β] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world [S] 6 points 1 day ago I can get behind this one permalink fedilink source parent