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[–] 25 points 1 day ago (1 child)

We could try to whoop him, but he’s got a truncheon, a handgun, and a small Christmas ham hidden in his hat and he knows how to use them. They make him happy, you see.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I'd be happy too if I had a Christmas ham hidden in my hat

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  • [–] 4 points 22 hours ago* (2 children)

    Better have some tin foil under there too unless you want your head soaked in ham juices.

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