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Missionaries confuse paw cleaner for flesh light (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 month ago by [M] to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today
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[–] 12 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Joseph Smith saw them with his magic glasses. Have you not even read the third testament?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Have you not even read the third testament?

    No ... wait, it goes "old", "new", and "third"? What kinda naming standard is that? Why not "newer"? I mean this is half a tier better than "new_final_final"

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    The Book of Mormon calls itself the third testament of Jesus Christ. The old and New Testament being the first two.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Wait. But Jesus isn’t in the Old Testament? So how can TBOM be the 3rd testament of Jesus? It can be the 3rd testament or it can be the 2nd testament of Jesus but not the 3rd of Jesus.

    I mean it’s also all made up fairy tales ans IDK why I would expect logical consistency from the Mormon church.

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