"I'm trying to get rid of friends. Actively. I've got too many friends. I don't even got time for all of 'em. I gotta get rid of some. Dodger? She's gone."

"People do be gettin' crazy. Not me, though. Definitely not me."

"What you learn is a byproduct of your brain remembering."

"And that's a lesson for everyone: to get rid of your stress, just do drugs."

"That eagle killed a shark, do do do-do do-do. And that's America."

"Well, instead of doing things, you could... ummm... not do things."

"I like snow, it's just once there's a lot of it, it's like 'Alright, I get it.'"

"I wish I had your brain. Well, at least for that specific thing. I don't want the rest of it."

"Very dirty family. They engaged in positions outside of the missionary! Very, very dirty. Glad they were vacuumed up."

"I'm like the David Lynch of Twitch right now."

"I was hungry! I can't afford stomach pain, it's gonna hurt my raid damage."

"We got love, we got happiness, and we got joy. Those things are taking up the freeway, and they gotta stop!"

"If anything, it's the humans' fault! Like, they're just trying to live in their swamp. Humans are like ‘I want to live by a swamp!’ and it's like, nah, we learned this from Shrek, get out of my swamp. Come on."

"Alright, let's break it down. Squirrels, they hibernate. They get nuts, they sit in a tree. They eat the nuts. They get big. They go out, then they're skinny. They repeat."

"Let me tell you something, if I'm gonna drink poison, I'm gonna have some good poison."

"I think I've always been old, but now I've, like, truly become old. It's, like, actually happening. It's pretty fun, honestly."

"So now I need to make a cat StickTok and then we're gonna—then we're gonna start flying off the shelves."

"You know what? I am. I'm extremely weak-minded."

"We might just have to go full-on biotic. No anti, no pro, just biotic."

"I remember one time I was supposed to be doing something, but I didn't care so I was just walking around."

"Do you think you could eat ass with a plastic spoon?"