this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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Everyone knows you must sharpen them with real stones from the home planet, lubricated with the blood of your enemies.
I was looking at the market and noticed that the blood of your enemies was too expensive. Is olive oil a good substitute?
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