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Some men are skipping showers before dates to embrace a new trend called pheromone-maxxing (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 day ago by [M] to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today
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[–] 15 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Brother, not knowing how to cook is something you can change!

Start by applying an egg to a pan. Competence is built with practice.

If you need recipes or guidance I can help you :).

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  • [–] 1 point 5 hours ago

    Big pot, fill with chopped whatever the fuck you have in the fridge, add enough water to cover the whateverthefuck, add some salt (careful, can always add more later but you can't remove excess), and cook until it smells like food.

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  • [–] 4 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

    I can make a cheese omelette, and rice and peas. I can feed myself essentially, but not to a quality that I can share with others, or so I've been told

    Appreciate the offer for recipes though, kind stranger

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 23 hours ago*

    I'm a trained chef and recently moved into a place with a panini press. Oh my god how I love this thing. It's the ultimate tool for people who can't cook. You don't even need to do anything chef-like, just put ingredients between bread and press for four minutes. Done. It makes rivals to some of my favorite crazy-ass chef'd up meals.

    Goat cheese, chicken, tomato spinach and pesto.

    Just cheeses, whatever cheeses

    Apple, watercress and brie, to impress.

    Meatballs, sauce and mozza.

    Grill a PB + J, it's a whole new level.

    Hell, you can even make french toast with it.

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  • [–] 4 points 20 hours ago

    Then you can cook.

    And that about sharing with others.. I understand, however from experience, there's others who will enjoy the fact that you cooked for them, and there's others who will pick at the recipe.

    I know what others i prefer.

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