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[–] 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Sounds like they have some madcow adjacent disease, and that's going to be in the new Whitehouse mystery meat 💀

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago (1 child)

    Oh god, I thought parasites and bacteria were all we had to worry about, but now we're gonna be hearing about prion outbreaks?

    I hope they at least label it with "TRUMP MEAT" in giant gold letters...

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago* (1 child)

    probably parasites from pork too. you probably die from bacterial, viral or parasites before a prion disease, because they take so long to manifest.

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