Thanks for catching this! I fixed it. What's remarkable is that apparently a lot of people don't want to believe that this isn't Vonnegut, which is why it slipped past me when I did a web search on it earlier.
I've tried contacting multiple places that have published this quote to have them retract it with no results. I've also contacted Snopes twice with no reply.
I was once contacted by someone who wanted to know my source for the quote because they were tracking Vonnegut's archeology experience in his biography and wouldn't believe me when I said it was about my own life.