the point of the bottle is to hold more water than i need in a given interval. which is why its a bottle and not a glass. so i can store it in a bag or toss it on the ground.

i also get more physical activity more than 10m from a water fountain than a WSJ "writer" does.

but yeah the millions of gallons that data centers waste to run bots and generate slop for this bozo to justify his engagement metrics are no big deal. it's the few extra ounces of water a statistically negligble percent of americans are drinking that are worthy of ragebait, because if he has to see another intern with a 40 oz water bottle on the conference table after his 4 martini lunch, he's going to lose his shit.