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[–] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Yes unfortunately-

“We have a gulf and we have a lake – now all we need is an ocean. Maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or the Pacific,” he told reporters, sitting at the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office. “Maybe we’ll change them both.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/27/trump-renames-lake-ontario-america

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    Let's call them the Big America Ocean and the Beautiful America Ocean. To avoid jealousy the oceans will alternate in name each week. The appropriate updated rules along with corresponding legal threats have been forwarded to Apple and Google.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    He'll probably call both the American ocean for maximum confusion

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