How can you order a farmer to destroy their trees? I hope he fights in a higher court. Wish I'd heard about the nectarine giveaway. I'd have gone to pick some.

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[–] 19 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Orchid is a flower, orchard is the word you're looking for.

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  • [+] -22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Yeah man...

    There's now way autocorrect would have done that, clearly people don't know which of these is which

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    There’s now way autocorrect would have done that

    Bullshit. My autocorrect changes the most random ass shit sometimes, like I've had basic words like "if" get changed to "of" occasionally while I'm typing for seemingly no reason. I wouldn't trust it enough in general to make a claim like that.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Thanks.

    I was wondering why people were down voting me, it's because I didn't put /s

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Usually sarcasm is relatively obvious but the number of grammar/typo nazis on fedi is still too damn high

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago* (1 child)

    Well, I'd like to say that my account being the same account who got corrected would have been enough to indicate that out of literally anyone, I am the one person that would know which word I meant to type...

    And that's why I could skip the "\s"

    But here we are, I'm overestimating people and the \s is always required.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    You want people to read usernames and actually follow a conversation before popping off in the comments?? ;)

    I admit I came in hot bc as an English major and grammar nerd, pedants really chap my ass.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    Buddy...

    The solution here is people paying more attention to words. Not less.

    But at this point I don't think I'm gonna be able to explain this or anything else, in a way you might be able to understand.

    It is what is. I'm not gonna be missing much after this block.

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