Natalie Harp, 35, is nicknamed “the human printer” in the halls of the White House. The moniker describes both her role and her devotion: always at Trump’s side, attentive, ready to print the documents, articles, and posts the president insists on reviewing on paper and in specific formats.
How does that make her a "human printer"? Calling someone, say, a "human calculator" would imply they're really good at mental math—in other words, that they perform a task so quickly/adeptly that they're like a machine. So if she were a "human printer" it would mean that she could write really quickly or precisely or something. Calling her a "human printer" is like calling a janitor a "human mop" or a landscaper a "human lawnmower" (these would be appropriate if they were performing their jobs by sliding along the floor and eating the grass, respectively).
is so fucking propagandized