▲ 157 ▼ That's one expensive secret (thelemmy.club) submitted 1 week ago by oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to c/shitposting@lemmy.today 15 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 30 points 1 week ago (2 children) As if he'd ever be able to turn that into money without anyone noticing and putting him behind bars again. If he wants to do crime legally, he should've become a banker. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago He is at a disadvantage because they know him, but gold is pretty perfect to possess as a stolen item. Sort of like why people break into museums and stuff and run to the gemstones--take then somewhere, cut them into smaller gems and that shit is gone. Metal is actually really good to possess and sell. permalink fedilink source parent [–] cadekat@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago (2 children) What would the second crime be? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] erictile@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 child) Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GOLD BAR SIR! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 point 1 week ago* (1 child) Well he still has no right to that gold, so when he tries to sell it, they will demand it from him again and if he still doesn't give it up, he'll have comitted the same crime again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago* There are only about a million ways around that. All it takes is money. If only he had access to something valuable... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago He is at a disadvantage because they know him, but gold is pretty perfect to possess as a stolen item. Sort of like why people break into museums and stuff and run to the gemstones--take then somewhere, cut them into smaller gems and that shit is gone. Metal is actually really good to possess and sell. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cadekat@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago (2 children) What would the second crime be? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] erictile@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 child) Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GOLD BAR SIR! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 point 1 week ago* (1 child) Well he still has no right to that gold, so when he tries to sell it, they will demand it from him again and if he still doesn't give it up, he'll have comitted the same crime again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago* There are only about a million ways around that. All it takes is money. If only he had access to something valuable... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] erictile@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 child) Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GOLD BAR SIR! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GOLD BAR SIR! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 point 1 week ago* (1 child) Well he still has no right to that gold, so when he tries to sell it, they will demand it from him again and if he still doesn't give it up, he'll have comitted the same crime again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago* There are only about a million ways around that. All it takes is money. If only he had access to something valuable... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago* There are only about a million ways around that. All it takes is money. If only he had access to something valuable... permalink fedilink source parent