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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 112 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Real and heterosexual

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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 77 points 1 week ago (1 child)

This is somehow the least gay thing to come from 4chan

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[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Yeah, its the repression that makes the other ones more gay

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Are they just openly gay now? Is that the new thing?

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Now?

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[–] reader@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

op is not woman

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Anon never said they're a woman.

Also, don't forget the rule: there's no women on the internet

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