Well, first of all, it has to be alliterative with your name, so I'll need that. First and last, please.

And nothing invented after you were born, like Cascatelli, so give me your birthday.

I'll need your social security number to verify you're legally allowed to be assigned a pastadentity.

Last thing is your home address, to take any regional or cultural influences into account. You might look like a papardelle but actually be a tagliatelle!