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A man visits the doctor: "Every morning at 6 o’clock sharp, I take a huge shit."
"Oh, well, that’s good - it means you have regular bowel movements."
"Sure... but I never wake up before 7."

Another one:
A man visits the doctor: "Can I take a bath with diarrhea?"
"Of course - if you can fill an entire tub..."

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