▲ 842 ▼ This HAS to be satire (thelemmy.club) submitted 4 days ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world 328 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] betelplouf@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago (1 child) Crossing suuuper slowly when there's a suv waiting is my fav, especially when the driver didn't want me to cross permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FatVegan@leminal.space 8 points 3 days ago (1 child) My dad aways makes a remark when someone crosses tge street slowly. He's fat and slow as gell himself. I don't understand how you can get mad at sghit like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 child) I know you meant to write 'slow as hell' but 'fat and slow as gel' brought up a mental image that fits the scene. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 5 points 3 days ago Movement speed of a gelatinous cube is like 3 squares per turn. It's slow as hell! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 8 points 3 days ago (1 child) My dad aways makes a remark when someone crosses tge street slowly. He's fat and slow as gell himself. I don't understand how you can get mad at sghit like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 child) I know you meant to write 'slow as hell' but 'fat and slow as gel' brought up a mental image that fits the scene. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 5 points 3 days ago Movement speed of a gelatinous cube is like 3 squares per turn. It's slow as hell! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 child) I know you meant to write 'slow as hell' but 'fat and slow as gel' brought up a mental image that fits the scene. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 5 points 3 days ago Movement speed of a gelatinous cube is like 3 squares per turn. It's slow as hell! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 5 points 3 days ago Movement speed of a gelatinous cube is like 3 squares per turn. It's slow as hell! permalink fedilink source parent
