I know, I know. I was being tongue-in-cheek.

You guys got the shaft, it's okay. We Millennials only got half-shafted because we'll still have time to scramble to do something after the last boomers die, while you Gen Xers are all old and decrepit. Maybe Gen Z will have a chance, if humanity doesn't cause its own extinction first.

Lay your weary head to rest, we've got it from here. No more pain, only dreams. Shhhhhhh...