Make pee pee feel big

Police can't see you have gay sex with prostitutes, it's why they jack up the suspension. Tell everyone.

Out of town they're pretty nice to drive to be fair. Wide and long wheelbase = great on highway, tons of clearance = shouldn't be too worried about getting gravel dings on a dirt road compared to a low car.

But of course most of them are driven around town mostly, where there's literally no benefit to the size unless you're trying to score a gouranga. You don't get the seating capacity of a large SUV and unlike a van your back's open so good luck storing anything there without getting it stolen when parked unless you get a cover for the bed, in which case why didn't you just get an SUV that lets you switch between extra seats and cargo space?

They like the idea of everyone looking at them longingly. What they don’t realize is everyone is looking at their abhorrent vehicle.

On the plus side, you never see them in places with difficult parking.

Everyone i ever knew who drove these things is just because they can and how manly and loud it is.

Because it makes small PP look large. Very big. Get many women.