Please help, my girlfriend is an ultra! (hexbear.net)

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I found out my girlfriend has a Jiang Qing fan page and she keeps calling me a capitalist roader. I've been trying to explain the benefits of socialism with Chinese characteristics, but she just laughs at me and yells "REVISIONIST" anytime I bring it up.

What should I do?

Edit: thanks to those of you who took this seriously. Her parents are on vacation so she is heading to their house with a group of her French Maoist friends. We will see how our next conversation goes when she is back.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No one has told you the obvious truth which is you must become even more of an ultra than her. Start saying breathing is bourgeois decadence and a real communist can support themselves by sheer love for the people. Tell her even knowing the word revisionism makes her too poisoned by capitalist spooks to be a REAL ultra.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Does this mean I have to read Stirner??

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I’m only in love with you because of the benefits it provides me, as the center of the universe

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