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One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it. (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 month ago by [M] to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today
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[–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

Yeah, yeah, the running thing.

Next you'll be saying you have a fighting chance against a chimpanzee.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago

    you know what i call victory? not having to engage in fights in the first place.
    Using my superior intellect and aforementioned running thing i can make the extremely complex strategic decision to run the fuck away from the chimp.

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