▲ 367 ▼ Ciao (thelemmy.club) submitted 3 weeks ago by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 152 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Not to mention mega thirst trap material. "Love when my man makes me breakfast after fertilizing my eggs." Casually mentions she's single and 18 in comments looking to travel. You know damn well people were getting cat fished. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Seems like the better options are the cat or fish. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago A woman is going around a restaurant, running up to patrons, lifting up her skirt and shouting "SUPER PUSSY!!!" When she approaches the last table and does this, an older gentlemen sets his menu down, looks the woman up and down and says, "I think I'll have the soup." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Seems like the better options are the cat or fish. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago A woman is going around a restaurant, running up to patrons, lifting up her skirt and shouting "SUPER PUSSY!!!" When she approaches the last table and does this, an older gentlemen sets his menu down, looks the woman up and down and says, "I think I'll have the soup." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago A woman is going around a restaurant, running up to patrons, lifting up her skirt and shouting "SUPER PUSSY!!!" When she approaches the last table and does this, an older gentlemen sets his menu down, looks the woman up and down and says, "I think I'll have the soup." permalink fedilink source parent