▲ 2188 ▼ Do this if a church tells you how to vote (midwest.social) submitted 3 years ago by Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world 122 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] MisterScruffy@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 years ago (17 children) God doesn't but the pastor has to eat presumably. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 17 child comments replies: [–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 3 years ago (5 children) Maybe the pastor should get a job working every day but Wednesday and Sunday? Sounds like the landlord issue to me. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] mayonaise_met@feddit.nl 2 points 3 years ago (4 children) What's happening on Wednesday? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) A lot of churches have small group gatherings, youth church, or other similar events on Wednesdays, while the main service is on Sundays. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mayonaise_met@feddit.nl 1 point 3 years ago Thanks. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 years ago It's when they groom the kids. Oops I mean youth group. permalink fedilink source parent [–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Wednesday gathering. Mine did it. Umm kinda like an after school program. My most distinct memory of it is the ping pong balls would keep on vanishing so it would be just a table. permalink fedilink source parent [–] SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 years ago (5 children) God will provide, I'm sure. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] havokdj@lemmy.world -1 points 3 years ago (4 children) Technically you're right, but that example (moses and the others in the wild) is from the old testament which doesn't even apply to Christians. Christians are only to follow the new testament. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago (3 children) Technically you’re right, but that example (moses and the others in the wild) is from the old testament which doesn’t even apply to Christians. Christians are only to follow the new testament. Didn't jesus say that he did not come abolish the law of the prophets (aka the old testament)? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago (2 children) See that's kind of the thing right? The bible does a lot of back and forth on this shit where the old testament matters one second and then it doesn't the next, but that's aside the point. Jesus himself did say this, but god rid many of the rules before that as well, so technically that would mean they would be the law of the prophets as well. One big change for instance is the requirement of a sacrifice to worship god, yet this was changed in the new testament with the sacrifice of Jesus Christ. Yes, some laws before apply such as the ten commandments, but those are also a part of the new testament, they can have overlap. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) So what you're saying is that it's all a bunch of nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Obviously permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) Why doesn't God just rain manna on the priest like the old days? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Old testament doesn't apply to Christians permalink fedilink source parent [–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Budget cuts. Try next heaven business quarter. permalink fedilink source parent [–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago I'm confused now. So if the money goes to God, and God has to eat flesh, then... So many questions... permalink fedilink source parent [–] JollyTheRancher@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago Pastors must eat extremely well permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 3 years ago (5 children) Maybe the pastor should get a job working every day but Wednesday and Sunday? Sounds like the landlord issue to me. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] mayonaise_met@feddit.nl 2 points 3 years ago (4 children) What's happening on Wednesday? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) A lot of churches have small group gatherings, youth church, or other similar events on Wednesdays, while the main service is on Sundays. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mayonaise_met@feddit.nl 1 point 3 years ago Thanks. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 years ago It's when they groom the kids. Oops I mean youth group. permalink fedilink source parent [–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Wednesday gathering. Mine did it. Umm kinda like an after school program. My most distinct memory of it is the ping pong balls would keep on vanishing so it would be just a table. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mayonaise_met@feddit.nl 2 points 3 years ago (4 children) What's happening on Wednesday? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) A lot of churches have small group gatherings, youth church, or other similar events on Wednesdays, while the main service is on Sundays. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mayonaise_met@feddit.nl 1 point 3 years ago Thanks. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 years ago It's when they groom the kids. Oops I mean youth group. permalink fedilink source parent [–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Wednesday gathering. Mine did it. Umm kinda like an after school program. My most distinct memory of it is the ping pong balls would keep on vanishing so it would be just a table. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) A lot of churches have small group gatherings, youth church, or other similar events on Wednesdays, while the main service is on Sundays. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] mayonaise_met@feddit.nl 1 point 3 years ago Thanks. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 years ago It's when they groom the kids. Oops I mean youth group. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Wednesday gathering. Mine did it. Umm kinda like an after school program. My most distinct memory of it is the ping pong balls would keep on vanishing so it would be just a table. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 years ago (5 children) God will provide, I'm sure. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] havokdj@lemmy.world -1 points 3 years ago (4 children) Technically you're right, but that example (moses and the others in the wild) is from the old testament which doesn't even apply to Christians. Christians are only to follow the new testament. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago (3 children) Technically you’re right, but that example (moses and the others in the wild) is from the old testament which doesn’t even apply to Christians. Christians are only to follow the new testament. Didn't jesus say that he did not come abolish the law of the prophets (aka the old testament)? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago (2 children) See that's kind of the thing right? The bible does a lot of back and forth on this shit where the old testament matters one second and then it doesn't the next, but that's aside the point. Jesus himself did say this, but god rid many of the rules before that as well, so technically that would mean they would be the law of the prophets as well. One big change for instance is the requirement of a sacrifice to worship god, yet this was changed in the new testament with the sacrifice of Jesus Christ. Yes, some laws before apply such as the ten commandments, but those are also a part of the new testament, they can have overlap. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) So what you're saying is that it's all a bunch of nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Obviously permalink fedilink source parent
[–] havokdj@lemmy.world -1 points 3 years ago (4 children) Technically you're right, but that example (moses and the others in the wild) is from the old testament which doesn't even apply to Christians. Christians are only to follow the new testament. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago (3 children) Technically you’re right, but that example (moses and the others in the wild) is from the old testament which doesn’t even apply to Christians. Christians are only to follow the new testament. Didn't jesus say that he did not come abolish the law of the prophets (aka the old testament)? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago (2 children) See that's kind of the thing right? The bible does a lot of back and forth on this shit where the old testament matters one second and then it doesn't the next, but that's aside the point. Jesus himself did say this, but god rid many of the rules before that as well, so technically that would mean they would be the law of the prophets as well. One big change for instance is the requirement of a sacrifice to worship god, yet this was changed in the new testament with the sacrifice of Jesus Christ. Yes, some laws before apply such as the ten commandments, but those are also a part of the new testament, they can have overlap. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) So what you're saying is that it's all a bunch of nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Obviously permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago (3 children) Technically you’re right, but that example (moses and the others in the wild) is from the old testament which doesn’t even apply to Christians. Christians are only to follow the new testament. Didn't jesus say that he did not come abolish the law of the prophets (aka the old testament)? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago (2 children) See that's kind of the thing right? The bible does a lot of back and forth on this shit where the old testament matters one second and then it doesn't the next, but that's aside the point. Jesus himself did say this, but god rid many of the rules before that as well, so technically that would mean they would be the law of the prophets as well. One big change for instance is the requirement of a sacrifice to worship god, yet this was changed in the new testament with the sacrifice of Jesus Christ. Yes, some laws before apply such as the ten commandments, but those are also a part of the new testament, they can have overlap. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) So what you're saying is that it's all a bunch of nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Obviously permalink fedilink source parent
[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago (2 children) See that's kind of the thing right? The bible does a lot of back and forth on this shit where the old testament matters one second and then it doesn't the next, but that's aside the point. Jesus himself did say this, but god rid many of the rules before that as well, so technically that would mean they would be the law of the prophets as well. One big change for instance is the requirement of a sacrifice to worship god, yet this was changed in the new testament with the sacrifice of Jesus Christ. Yes, some laws before apply such as the ten commandments, but those are also a part of the new testament, they can have overlap. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) So what you're saying is that it's all a bunch of nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Obviously permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) So what you're saying is that it's all a bunch of nonsense. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Obviously permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) Why doesn't God just rain manna on the priest like the old days? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Old testament doesn't apply to Christians permalink fedilink source parent [–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Budget cuts. Try next heaven business quarter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Old testament doesn't apply to Christians permalink fedilink source parent
[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago Budget cuts. Try next heaven business quarter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago I'm confused now. So if the money goes to God, and God has to eat flesh, then... So many questions... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JollyTheRancher@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago Pastors must eat extremely well permalink fedilink source parent