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This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee
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this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2026
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Pro tip: If you have a shy bladder, you can just go into a stall to pee.
Old guy from the comic presses his ear to the door "Hey! I don't hear shittin! This guys just pissin in there!"
The walk of shame to the stall after standing silently surrounded by confident urinators for 3 minutes
Like other people give a piss.
Just announce that you were mistaken and you also have to shit, that should dispel any awkwardness.
Honestly no one cares. Do your thing.
If only anxiety listened to reason
Agreed.
However, you can't spend your whole life listening to anxiety - that road leads to madness!
I still think full disclosure is the best policy, keeps everything above board.
Nope just give the ol': "welp!" And stride on over.
Doesn't work for me, must be different room.
In high school I was sometimes late because I had to find empty restroom, which sometimes meant switching between different buildings (4 of them).
I had a buddy who got a Doctor's note that let him pee and poop in the nurse's office.
Damn, that sucks. You ever pee outdoors? Is that better
Women/girls also frequently suffer from a shy bladder even though stalls are the norm.
It's almost like humans have a biological expectation of privacy when peeing that modern American construction fails to meet.
Ever travel abroad? Japan has nice bidets but often times there are NO WALLS between the urinals!!!
Man in the 70s and 80s, especially at things like concerts and sporting events, they would just give men a long trough that continuously sprayed a little water. You could walk all the way around it and pee from any direction. Even as a kid I thought that was an uncomfortable number of dicks all pointed at the same thing.
Gallons of piss flow through the stadium
About 50/50 in the EU I guess, no walls between urinals are fairly normal, is it that uncommon in the US?
It's nearly unheard of, with the exception of the trough urinals at large sporting events.
Buc-ee's has entered the chat.
Potty like a rock star
T-t-t-totally dude!
I already do that. Urinals don’t have tp for pp.
You mean you don't vigorously shake piss droplets all over the place?