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[–] 72 points 1 month ago (27 children)

Pro tip: If you have a shy bladder, you can just go into a stall to pee.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    The walk of shame to the stall after standing silently surrounded by confident urinators for 3 minutes

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  • [–] 49 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Just announce that you were mistaken and you also have to shit, that should dispel any awkwardness.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    Honestly no one cares. Do your thing.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    If only anxiety listened to reason

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Doesn't work for me, must be different room.
    In high school I was sometimes late because I had to find empty restroom, which sometimes meant switching between different buildings (4 of them).

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    Women/girls also frequently suffer from a shy bladder even though stalls are the norm.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    It's almost like humans have a biological expectation of privacy when peeing that modern American construction fails to meet.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Ever travel abroad? Japan has nice bidets but often times there are NO WALLS between the urinals!!!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Man in the 70s and 80s, especially at things like concerts and sporting events, they would just give men a long trough that continuously sprayed a little water. You could walk all the way around it and pee from any direction. Even as a kid I thought that was an uncomfortable number of dicks all pointed at the same thing.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    About 50/50 in the EU I guess, no walls between urinals are fairly normal, is it that uncommon in the US?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Old guy from the comic presses his ear to the door "Hey! I don't hear shittin! This guys just pissin in there!"

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