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[-] nednobbins@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago

Sure. We'd have to adapt the conspiracy theory a bit to make it believable.

I'd like to propose one that also explains the suspicious abundance of banks and real estate offices. They were secretly funded by alien pedophile cabals so they could spy on the populace and mind control them. The initial alien expeditionary forces mistakenly reported back that bankers and real estate agents are the most beloved people on earth so they thought it would be the perfect disguise.

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