I really need to stop shitposting when I'm drunk and feeling low.

But how else am I supposed to cope than by annoying you all!?

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[–] 3 points 1 month ago (5 children)

My beloved is rather attached to her hands.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    But they'd look so good as my dining table centerpiece!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago* (3 children)

    I'm concerned you may have taken my reply as a plea. Dear sir, it was not a plea, rather it was a warning. Attempt to obtain her digits (and palms, knuckles, et cetera) and you yourself may be unhanded.

    also I'm sorry you're feeling low. post through it til you're sober buddy. This is a good thread.

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    I appreciate that friend.

    Though my hands might also make a nice centerpiece.

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