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[–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

But... But... How will I pay slave wages then?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago*

    Yes yes, the line went up 2.6% last quarter, it must go up 2.8% this quarter. Also, I, the CEO, ONLY have 7000 hojillion dollars, I might starve if I pay people for working. Ideally, we wpuld invent some way for computers to cludge words together so I can fire ALL the workers, imported or not.

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