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[–] 19 points 3 months ago (12 children)
  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    What is this, a smart ash tray?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago*

    Plug it into your wall then place your mouse on top of it whenever you go afk. The little dots on the bottom rotate and the mouse detects movement.

    IT has no record of afk unlike all these powershell ‘geniuses’ in this comment section. At some corps those logs really do get checked.

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  • [–] -1 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Complete waste of money. Use an esp32 and write a program to pretend to be a mouse. Benefit of the esp32 is you can reuse it for whatever you want in the future, whether that’s a smart sensor for a door, or a tracking chip for luggage.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Yea, no.

    The benefit of the mechanical jiggler is that its airgapped from the system. I work in a field that is very very very specific about what peripherals are plugged in and, more importantly, where theyre made. So no, its not a waste, because theres no shot to plug in an unauthorized custom coded outside device. IT will be notified, it will be an immediate firing, probably charges for leakage/espionage.

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  • [+] -6 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    You can have the esp report itself as whatever device you want. If you already have a mouse that is allowed to be plugged in then you just have the esp report itself as that. It is a mouse at that point, the system will not know the difference.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    yea.... trying to outsmart IT.... nothing can go wrong with that approach.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Most IT is full of idiots. There’s no “outsmarting” here. There’s nothing to detect, nothing to notice. And if you think that a mouse wiggler isn’t going to be noticed while a device that reports itself as an actual mouse will then you’re a moron.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Right, and when IT walks around to do literally anything and notices a weird microcontroller plugged in to a USB port that's designed to announce itself as approved tech, there's no way that will go badly.

    Places with good IT departments might even flag your machine for having a weird device config with two of the same mouse to go do a visual inspection, just because it's abnormal and a VERY common attack vector as literally your not smart suggestion is what everyone else tries to do to get around USB restrictions either for convenience or for malicious intent.

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago

    Can’t tell if this is a joke or not. If IT is walking around doing checks then having your mouse sitting on a fucking mouse wiggler is going to raise a billion more eyebrows than an esp32 plugged in.

    You’re not using either of these if you work in a fucking office dingus.

    Places with good IT departments might even flag your machine for having a weird device config with two of the same mouse to go do a visual inspection

    Fucking unplug the mouse! Like holy hell this isn’t a hard thing to understand. You’re just making excuses cause you can’t reasonably handle that maybe a $5 computer is a better solution than a shitty mouse wiggler.

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