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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My current phone is an iPhone 12 mini. Six years old, and I won't replace it till the battery is too old to hold a charge.

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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 point 2 months ago

I wish I can flex an old phone like that. Seen an iPhone 8 daily driven in the wild, while my current oldest phone (note 8) lasts an hour or 2.

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world -4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

good for you. you're a weirdo.

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[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 1 point 2 months ago

https://www.sellcell.com/blog/how-often-do-people-upgrade-their-phone/

40% of people do 2-3 years, so this weirdo is in the majority.

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