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[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago

We need to do some MRI scans or something so see if the brain damage is detectable once you pass one billion dollars.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 10 hours ago

mri scan would reveal the anti-christ as a non-human.

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