▲ 135 ▼ What kind of things do you think movies are most dishonest about? (lemmy.world) submitted 2 months ago by FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world 269 comments fedilink hide all child comments Whether intentionally or not, what do movies depict or present wrong a lot of the time?
[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 67 points 2 months ago (6 children) Hacking. tap tap tap I'm in. Honourable mention is NCIS Dual keyboard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ permalink fedilink source hideshow 12 child comments replies: [–] tal@lemmy.today 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) Years back, I remember watching the Wargames scene where the computer was trying to "guess a passcode". Which it was doing remotely. Determining one digit at a time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGNBdjVO04Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7qOV8xonfY I said, "This is completely ridiculous. That's not how any kind of real world authentication system works." Dramatic, yes. Realistic? No, never happen. Some years later, there was a severe remote exploit for the filesharing feature for Windows 95 and 98 systems. Not only had the Microsoft person who designed the thing stored the password to a share in plaintext instead of hashing it, which would have precluded this from working, but there was also a bug where the server's authentication system could be sent a malformed message and only validated as many bytes of the password as had been specified in the authentication message. Someone promptly went out and wrote an exploit to brute-force access to a share by just asking it to only validate the first byte, try each, get in in at most 256 tries. I look at that and say "yeah, but it also exposes the next byte of the password itself, and those probably persist even after the thing is patched, not to mention the potential for credentials reuse for other things". I go modify Samba's smbclient to iterate through the thing, extract the password one byte at a time. I message a buddy who has a Windows 98 machine on the network, "hey, can I break into your machine for a sec?" He comes up "Uh, okay. What are you up to, tal?" I fire it up and we're sitting there watching his password be printed on my Linux box's screen, one letter at a time. I said, "This is exactly like that scene in Wargames that I said could never, ever happen in real life, was just Hollywood. Guess that showed me." He says, "fucking Microsoft". permalink fedilink source parent [–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 19 points 2 months ago (1 child) Honourable mention is NCIS Dual keyboard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ Top hacking scene of all time! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 child) I somehow didn't see that episode. But now that I've seen that scene, it is certainly one of the all time UNIXest of Systems permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 point 2 months ago There's something called FSN for file systems, and this here is a guide to make it work like the IRIX system in the movie. https://github.com/unixmonkey/fsn_jurassic_park I think that's just WAY too cool. :D permalink fedilink source parent [–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children) That's the gold standard for hacking, by far. But this also deserves a mention for pushing the bounds of technology, way ahead of it's time: https://youtu.be/fQGbXmkSArs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) Thank you for this nugget of GLORIOUS stupidity! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 1 point 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child) You may enjoy the full 30 min movie: https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg It's a goldmine of insanity! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago I belive I might just! Thank you again permalink fedilink source parent [–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago (1 child) FYI the ?is= part of the yt link is extra tracking data for google. You can drop it and the link still works https://youtu.be/fQGbXmkSArs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 2 points 2 months ago Righto, fixed it. Thanks! permalink fedilink source parent [–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* Cute Asian girl with green hair and a side ponytail: "I'm in!" Six keystrokes later: "Ok I pulled up the floor plans to the building, disabled the cameras and unlocked all the doors." permalink fedilink source parent [–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 2 months ago (1 child) that's a lot of cuts permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 child) Not as many as what's his face jumping a fence in one of the Taken films. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago what's his face Leapin' Neeson! permalink fedilink source parent [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 months ago One man's Linux is another man's OS/2. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tal@lemmy.today 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) Years back, I remember watching the Wargames scene where the computer was trying to "guess a passcode". Which it was doing remotely. Determining one digit at a time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGNBdjVO04Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7qOV8xonfY I said, "This is completely ridiculous. That's not how any kind of real world authentication system works." Dramatic, yes. Realistic? No, never happen. Some years later, there was a severe remote exploit for the filesharing feature for Windows 95 and 98 systems. Not only had the Microsoft person who designed the thing stored the password to a share in plaintext instead of hashing it, which would have precluded this from working, but there was also a bug where the server's authentication system could be sent a malformed message and only validated as many bytes of the password as had been specified in the authentication message. Someone promptly went out and wrote an exploit to brute-force access to a share by just asking it to only validate the first byte, try each, get in in at most 256 tries. I look at that and say "yeah, but it also exposes the next byte of the password itself, and those probably persist even after the thing is patched, not to mention the potential for credentials reuse for other things". I go modify Samba's smbclient to iterate through the thing, extract the password one byte at a time. I message a buddy who has a Windows 98 machine on the network, "hey, can I break into your machine for a sec?" He comes up "Uh, okay. What are you up to, tal?" I fire it up and we're sitting there watching his password be printed on my Linux box's screen, one letter at a time. I said, "This is exactly like that scene in Wargames that I said could never, ever happen in real life, was just Hollywood. Guess that showed me." He says, "fucking Microsoft". permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 19 points 2 months ago (1 child) Honourable mention is NCIS Dual keyboard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ Top hacking scene of all time! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 child) I somehow didn't see that episode. But now that I've seen that scene, it is certainly one of the all time UNIXest of Systems permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 point 2 months ago There's something called FSN for file systems, and this here is a guide to make it work like the IRIX system in the movie. https://github.com/unixmonkey/fsn_jurassic_park I think that's just WAY too cool. :D permalink fedilink source parent
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 child) I somehow didn't see that episode. But now that I've seen that scene, it is certainly one of the all time UNIXest of Systems permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 point 2 months ago There's something called FSN for file systems, and this here is a guide to make it work like the IRIX system in the movie. https://github.com/unixmonkey/fsn_jurassic_park I think that's just WAY too cool. :D permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 point 2 months ago There's something called FSN for file systems, and this here is a guide to make it work like the IRIX system in the movie. https://github.com/unixmonkey/fsn_jurassic_park I think that's just WAY too cool. :D permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children) That's the gold standard for hacking, by far. But this also deserves a mention for pushing the bounds of technology, way ahead of it's time: https://youtu.be/fQGbXmkSArs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) Thank you for this nugget of GLORIOUS stupidity! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 1 point 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child) You may enjoy the full 30 min movie: https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg It's a goldmine of insanity! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago I belive I might just! Thank you again permalink fedilink source parent [–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago (1 child) FYI the ?is= part of the yt link is extra tracking data for google. You can drop it and the link still works https://youtu.be/fQGbXmkSArs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 2 points 2 months ago Righto, fixed it. Thanks! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago (1 child) Thank you for this nugget of GLORIOUS stupidity! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 1 point 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child) You may enjoy the full 30 min movie: https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg It's a goldmine of insanity! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago I belive I might just! Thank you again permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 1 point 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child) You may enjoy the full 30 min movie: https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg It's a goldmine of insanity! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago I belive I might just! Thank you again permalink fedilink source parent
[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago I belive I might just! Thank you again permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 point 2 months ago (1 child) FYI the ?is= part of the yt link is extra tracking data for google. You can drop it and the link still works https://youtu.be/fQGbXmkSArs permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 2 points 2 months ago Righto, fixed it. Thanks! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 2 points 2 months ago Righto, fixed it. Thanks! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* Cute Asian girl with green hair and a side ponytail: "I'm in!" Six keystrokes later: "Ok I pulled up the floor plans to the building, disabled the cameras and unlocked all the doors." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 2 months ago (1 child) that's a lot of cuts permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 child) Not as many as what's his face jumping a fence in one of the Taken films. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago what's his face Leapin' Neeson! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 child) Not as many as what's his face jumping a fence in one of the Taken films. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago what's his face Leapin' Neeson! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago what's his face Leapin' Neeson! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 months ago One man's Linux is another man's OS/2. permalink fedilink source parent