Remember to process your new American unemployment period by going through all the stages:
- Denial (Fuck them! I'm better off.)
- Terror (WTF AM I GOING TO DO!?!?!?)
- Procrastination (I might as well take a week for myself I never get a vacation anyways)
- Diligence (Okay, let's apply for jobs. I got bills to pay.)
- Panic (FUCK! Nobody is responding to my applications! My bills are DUE!)
- Desperation (Accept the first job offer you get.)