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US man who claims to have world’s smallest penis launches fundraiser for enlargement surgery (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 3 months ago* by aarch0x40@piefed.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] homes@piefed.world 1 point 3 months ago* (2 children)

oh, ok

yeah, let the guy have the surgery. I'd contribute, but I can barely afford rent as it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Rent is going up again. Pay up!

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[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Seasons of Looooove!

Seasons of Looooove!
- Seasons of Looooove!
  - Seasons of Looooove!

525,600 minutes, how do you measure a year…?

Seasons of Looooove!

Seasons of Looooove!
- Seasons of Looooove!
  - Seasons of Looooove!

525,600 minutes, how do you measure the life of a woman or a man?

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