I already quietly mutter to myself throughout the day. I think I'm going to have to turn it into a fully unhinged ongoing ramble just on the off chance that some random android will pick it up.

Someone's gonna be looking at their notes like: "Grocery list: apple, eggs, milk, the third nitration of TNT happens at around 85C and is extremely exothermic, requiring careful temperature control to avoid runaway reaction and subsequent detonation, sugar, and the fancy cheese"