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[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This is how I lost my virginity the third time, at age 22 while still living at home at my father's, though DXM does normally nullify sexual gratification, so I dunno what tf was in that bottle that smelled like hot rebar.

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Your dad hired you a nanny when you were 22?

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Yet he won't hire one for me now, the dick

[-] mattyroses@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago
[-] mig@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It was a landscaper. OP's exposed junk was gently caressed by the breeze of a leafblower through an open window from 30 yards.

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