▲ 795 ▼ A spoonful of sugar (thelemmy.club) submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world [M] to c/memes@lemmy.world 36 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 child) This is how I lost my virginity the third time, at age 22 while still living at home at my father's, though DXM does normally nullify sexual gratification, so I dunno what tf was in that bottle that smelled like hot rebar. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children) Your dad hired you a nanny when you were 22? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago Yet he won't hire one for me now, the dick permalink fedilink source parent [–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago (1 child) That wasn't a nanny . . . permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mig@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago It was a landscaper. OP's exposed junk was gently caressed by the breeze of a leafblower through an open window from 30 yards. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children) Your dad hired you a nanny when you were 22? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago Yet he won't hire one for me now, the dick permalink fedilink source parent [–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago (1 child) That wasn't a nanny . . . permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mig@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago It was a landscaper. OP's exposed junk was gently caressed by the breeze of a leafblower through an open window from 30 yards. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago Yet he won't hire one for me now, the dick permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago (1 child) That wasn't a nanny . . . permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] mig@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago It was a landscaper. OP's exposed junk was gently caressed by the breeze of a leafblower through an open window from 30 yards. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] mig@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago It was a landscaper. OP's exposed junk was gently caressed by the breeze of a leafblower through an open window from 30 yards. permalink fedilink source parent