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just wasn' 'avin it, simple as (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 months ago by [M] to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
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Daily Mail headline: "Holidaymaker 'grabbed seagull out of the air and punched it to death after it snatches his pasty'"
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[+] -7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Iā€™m an animal lover

written with the flesh of vulnerable individuals still rotting between your teeth

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  • [ā€“] 1 point 2 months ago (4 children)

    They have good taste, that is why they love them.

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  • [ā€“] -1 points 2 months ago* (3 children)

    You taste exactly the same to me.

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  • [ā€“] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

    I dunno, I am a bit old and sinewy to be honest. You probably want to cannibalize someone a bit tastier. Perhaps if you slow cook me it would turn out better.

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  • [ā€“] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    Fine, your children then. IDC, whatever, life is meaningless to people like you and me when sensory pleasure is involved. Serve them up, yum. I love your children.

    Exploiting the body of a vulnerable individual and causing them grievous harm because it feels good to you has a lot of names, and they all apply to you.

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  • [ā€“] 3 points 2 months ago*

    Oof not sure how we got from harming a seagull to killing and eating children. Seems like an unnecessary escalation.

    Not sure why I am getting so much animosity here as my reply was pretty much a joke. But sure, all that is bad is me and you are a saint for talking about killing and eating my children. Cheers!

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