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just wasn' 'avin it, simple as (thelemmy.club)
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Daily Mail headline: "Holidaymaker 'grabbed seagull out of the air and punched it to death after it snatches his pasty'"
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[–] 1 point 2 months ago (2 children)

I dunno, I am a bit old and sinewy to be honest. You probably want to cannibalize someone a bit tastier. Perhaps if you slow cook me it would turn out better.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

    Fine, your children then. IDC, whatever, life is meaningless to people like you and me when sensory pleasure is involved. Serve them up, yum. I love your children.

    Exploiting the body of a vulnerable individual and causing them grievous harm because it feels good to you has a lot of names, and they all apply to you.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago*

    Oof not sure how we got from harming a seagull to killing and eating children. Seems like an unnecessary escalation.

    Not sure why I am getting so much animosity here as my reply was pretty much a joke. But sure, all that is bad is me and you are a saint for talking about killing and eating my children. Cheers!

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