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this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2026
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... Why do you have this need to harm animals for behaving like animals? Did your mother not love you or something?
Seriously, you think it's normal wanting to kill animals just because something a few of them did annoyed you?
They didn't attack you
They didn't shit all over you
And even if they did... It's animals doing their thing, just let them. Whatever you think these birds did to you I guarantee you that humanity has treated them a hundred times worse. If anything, birds do have a reason to kill us
Found the Jainist
The what now?
Jainism
You coincidentally made all the same arguments a Jainist would make (with different phrasing and exasperation of course) so I joking said I found the Jainist.
Why are you trying to lecture that animal about animals? Did he shit all over you?
You forget, we are animals. And deep inside we still have those primal moments. Where don't fuck with my chip or I'll fuck you into the afterlife.
Seagulls are essentially rats in sailor suits, except a LOT more aggressive.
So killing sea gulls is fine because you personally don't like them.
I don't like you very much, do i now get a go at you? Come on, that is dumb reasoning