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[–] 12 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Odd that you would say that.

Many years ago, I realized that if I take a Vitamin B12 pill, well almost exactly 23 minutes later, I'll get like all the reflexes simultaneously.

Burp, puke, hiccup, fart, sneeze (am I missing any?)

All at once, simultaneously. The sensations would only last about 20 seconds, but those are 20 seconds of things I'd rather not experience, so I no longer take Vitamin B12...

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Cough. Queef. Exploding boil.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Coughing is unfortunately semi-regular for me, I'm a smoker (don't smoke kids, also don't smoke, kids).

    I don't have the organs to queef, unless that boil explodes...

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  • [–] [S] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    What you smoke these days? Winstons for me. Golds. NOT Selects - "select" is a secret codeword that means "garbage"

    No offense if that's your brand.

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