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Odd that you would say that.
Many years ago, I realized that if I take a Vitamin B12 pill, well almost exactly 23 minutes later, I'll get like all the reflexes simultaneously.
Burp, puke, hiccup, fart, sneeze (am I missing any?)
All at once, simultaneously. The sensations would only last about 20 seconds, but those are 20 seconds of things I'd rather not experience, so I no longer take Vitamin B12...
Cough. Queef. Exploding boil.
Coughing is unfortunately semi-regular for me, I'm a smoker (don't smoke kids, also don't smoke, kids).
I don't have the organs to queef, unless that boil explodes...
I took up vaping about 15 years ago. Like flipping a switch. Anecdotally, the health benefits over cigarettes are incredible and immediate. Also cheaper by far.
What you smoke these days? Winstons for me. Golds. NOT Selects - "select" is a secret codeword that means "garbage"
No offense if that's your brand.
I have a preferred brand. But let us not promote this bad habit please..
Fair enough. I agree, I was just curious.
Interesting and noted for my future endeavors
Bukkufneeze