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[–] 46 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Preparation steps for safely drinking lava:

  1. Obtain lava.
  2. Allow to cool to room temperature
  3. Use a hammrer and food processor to reduce to a fine powder
  4. Add water and stir until you have a drinkable slurry
  5. Die anyway because drinking glass shards is still really bad for you.
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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Oof... Post mortem, even. Like a final ultimate humiliation to punish you for this utterly stupid endeavour.

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