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[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You can stuff a roll of hundos up any of your holes and when you turn into a pen, the money stays inside you, so if you're willing to sodomize yourself, you can make like five thousand dollars a pop. I've done this forty-six thousand times and I am buying my third house with cash as we speak!

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The best part? You don't need superpowers to shove cash up your butt. Realize your dreams today!

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Wait, this is about superpowers? "Turning into a pen" is a sex move in my colloquial vocabulary.

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