▲ 643 ▼ Shapeshifting (thelemmy.club) submitted 3 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com [M] to c/Tumblr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 135 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago* (2 children) When you become a pen where do you put the money? Checkmate shapeshifters. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago Yeah, but then you'd really know what it sounds like when a hand grenade goes off in a bank vault. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 child) You can stuff a roll of hundos up any of your holes and when you turn into a pen, the money stays inside you, so if you're willing to sodomize yourself, you can make like five thousand dollars a pop. I've done this forty-six thousand times and I am buying my third house with cash as we speak! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 child) The best part? You don't need superpowers to shove cash up your butt. Realize your dreams today! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago Wait, this is about superpowers? "Turning into a pen" is a sex move in my colloquial vocabulary. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago Yeah, but then you'd really know what it sounds like when a hand grenade goes off in a bank vault. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 child) You can stuff a roll of hundos up any of your holes and when you turn into a pen, the money stays inside you, so if you're willing to sodomize yourself, you can make like five thousand dollars a pop. I've done this forty-six thousand times and I am buying my third house with cash as we speak! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 child) The best part? You don't need superpowers to shove cash up your butt. Realize your dreams today! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago Wait, this is about superpowers? "Turning into a pen" is a sex move in my colloquial vocabulary. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 child) The best part? You don't need superpowers to shove cash up your butt. Realize your dreams today! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago Wait, this is about superpowers? "Turning into a pen" is a sex move in my colloquial vocabulary. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago Wait, this is about superpowers? "Turning into a pen" is a sex move in my colloquial vocabulary. permalink fedilink source parent